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one day i was walking down the street and i saw this amazingly gorgeous human being. i walked up and it turned into an ostrich. and i said "i thought you were very sexy" and it said "no. no shit! i am a ostrich bird!". and i said "i can see that. and you are hideous and wrinkly like my grandma's butt." and it said "you have offended me. i will now peck you on the head, and you will go bald.". then. i went bald.
and then this other time i was swimming in a pool and i ate a puffer fish and got fat and started puffing up like a puffer fish.
and then and then and now, whenever i get mad or offended, i puff up like a puffer fish.
(this story was written by my dear friend olivia..... rest in peace dear friend.) |
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