Grog get round and heavy. No feel good, cannot chase fast meaty animals like when Grog was youngling. Wise one say Grog need to eat better. More green things, less fatty mammoth. Bah! Grog is grate hunter and fighter, eating of tender plants embarrasses Grog. But Grog has grate plan. Grog hunt Brok-olee beast with spear. Fight to death, then eat. Grog is still grate hunter.
...brok-olee taste like weeds that grow outside cave. Pthew! |