Well, you knew this would get slammed, right? I admire your persistence. I look forward to seeing Clark in the top 10 one day. (Hey, if it can happen with my shoehorn, it can happen with your motorhome!)
Good to see Clark again. And Dawg as well. Since I'm aware you have had to store Clark off your property, it makes sense to me, but I don't think most others are going to understand your title.
Perhaps you should start fitting Dawg (or is his name Doggie? I foget) into challenges. You could do a lot with that Armadillo. Enter him for a while, and then photograph him putting his boots on with a shoehorn. That will confuse the heck out of people.