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After voting: I expected this to score higher. Maybe the title shot this in the foot. This is not a convenience shot at a relative's abode. I used "grandma" in an attempt to allude to older, simpler ways.
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Place: 305 out of 454 Avg (all users): 5.2930 Avg (commenters): 5.6667 Avg (participants): 5.2059 Avg (non-participants): 5.4545 Views since voting: 922 Views during voting: 216 Votes: 157 Comments: 3 Favorites: 0