Quite ironic (or was it intentional?) that you misspelled "illiterate". Adds a lot to the humor in this. I'm not voting on this entry, as it's not fair for me to cherry pick this late in the challenge, but this gets one of my first "shoehorn awards", which I am going to give to humorous and off beat entries.
Enjoy it, put it on your profile page, show it to your mom, or just hide it under your bed where nobody can see it!