As I look at this I am reminded of the the greatest rock and roll hero of all time. That's right, CLAY AIKEN! I can imagine him running around his house in his silky pajamas and sliding across his floor while rocking out to his favorite Barry Manilow song. You nailed it right on here. If I didn't know better I would think you ARE CLAY AIKEN!
BTW, you ever heard of High Pass? You have? Your addicted to it? Ah, that explains a lot.