Freddy Fly stopped for a moment to recollect himself. What was it his mother told him? "Freddy, eat your vegetables!" Freddy gagged. He's a fly! Flies eat... well, let's just say that flies don't eat vegetables. Gagging again he took a bit of the leaf. All his life he could never please his mother, but today, FlyGod dammit, he was going to.
He only wanted her to smile on her death bed. |