The original idea was to find a fork and spoon that was sufficiently bendable, and wrap their handles around each other. Such utensils could not be acquired in time, and my married housemate would not sacrifice any of our current set to the DPC cause.
The spoon looks soft, but it did in all of the shots I took. Maybe it was too shiny for the light I was using (a LED flashlight).
LOL! How terribly sordid. I can see the tabloid headlines now.... Are you sure that woody isn't by chance a senator? You made a lot of people smile and in my book, that's a good thing. All you needed was a Motel 6 neon logo in the background, or something equally tacky.