Well, I didn't really feel that this met the challenge. I know people get tired of hearing it, but I figure at least if I explain you'll know WHY I voted the way I did, whether you agree or not. If she had been there, but not visible for a motion blur, that would have worked for me. But this is just a photo of a shower door. The reflection of the flash on the right is a distraction to me. This might be an example of me not understanding the humor. If so, at least you know. 2, just-married.
Interesting composition, but why cut it down to 30k? If this is a limit for your camera, then please disregard this, but this shot would have been LOTS better with less compression and a file size around 150k
mood captured - hoping to see some boobies sincerity of expressions - surprisingly convincing for not actually showing any facial expression in the shot