I remember commenting on this during the challenge, so I thought I'd be able to dodge this one.....apparently not!
This is a good solid entry, a little humor and self-deprecation evoked by the title, terrific light, setting, crispness of detail and the right DOF IMHO.
I love the title. I also like the composition and the colors, but something about it feels "empty" to me. Perhaps the zoom is just a little too much, or maybe it was cropped just a little to tightly for my taste. My overall impression places this as a 5.
this is one of the ideas I had when the challenge was announced *laughs*
but our grass isn't actually that long, or nearly that green and lush - so I abandoned it. :D I like this shot. :)