Ha! Hilarious! I must say a kind word for Tinactin though...it was tough actin' for me in high school gym class! :) Fun idea and a decent shot. I hope your score is OK since you sacrificed your Reeboks! It's all for art baby! :)
Haha, I love the title. This is an amusing photo that has nothing wrong with it technically as far as I can see. I like how the shoes are not completely symetric and I like the location of the flames.
Anyway, you need some Dr Scholl on those and some strong antiperspirant. Compositionally it's adequate, but lacks strength - it's all a bit, well, just there in front of you. Just putting one foot in front of the other (excuse the pun) would have helped make the shot more dynamic. Good flames and exposure.