My nephew, Ethan. He talks and talks and talks. And he says outgageous things with a straight face. Like when he slipped and fell on the deck stairs and looked like he landed pretty hard and I expected him to be pretty hurt - I asked "Are you ok" and without a blink of hesitation, he replied "Yeah, my whole body is made out of rock" LOL
you gotta tell him that diamonds are much harder than rocks, so it should be modified to "Yeah, my whole body is made out of diamond" and then you can see the little guy get kidnapped (diamondnapped) the next day, lol