Great job, loved the name too! I'm giving this a 6 for meeting the challenge, and for the beauty of the shot. It was the name that made this for me though, what a great sense of humor incorporated into your work!
I Like this. The extreme crop, the limited DoF, the offset balance of the canoes and even the yellow (ish) ropes. Only downside is the blown out highlights on the right canoe rear. But, well captured and presented.
Tempting title. I love the composition and wouldn't change the crop, unfortunately the foreground dirt/grass are less appealing than the beautiful water behind.