OMG too frickin funny. A while ago I was working as an extra in Vancouver and worked on a horrible film called Duets, starring Gwyneth and Huey Lewis. I walked past her close enough to give her a slap on her skinny little ass, but I'd've been fired and blackballed, so I didn't.
That woman has a face approximately 1 ft square, and (this was before she began pumpin out Apples and gawd knowd what else) thighs the width of spaghetti sticks.