Asked my roomie for ideas, she dumped out an entire bag of hearts. Found one that said 'harm me' (charm me, but with the c smudged out). Smashed it on my desk, put it on my (blue) bedsheets, pointed a desk lamp directly at it, and shot it with my friend's Rebel because my camera is temporarily out of commission.
Adjusted: curves, levels, color balance. a little bit of gaussian blur on the background to get rid of grain.
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