I could not stop laughing when I read your description. I am still chuckling imagining you do it. I don't think that this "photographer's rights" paper-printout would have saved you if someone called the authorities on you - it would be the insane asylum people after you, not the DHS.
Oh, technically it is noce. Crooked horizon spoils it a bit, and I would have preferred to see the open-ended road in the background (if such composition was available to you at the time.) Nice DOF, just the right amount of blur.