I like the humour, but having good idea we should also seek for photographic picture quality. Take a look to higher rated photos - there are lot of them to learn from...
Fit Challenge Criteria: 2/2
Contrast/Color: 0/2
Composition: 1/2
Photo Quality: 1/2
My Subjective Affinity: 0/2
Nice job on portraying the wide angle here. I would like to see one without the border, and perhaps with more controlled lighting. The hot spot in the lower right draws attention away, and all of the tiles just seem a little too dark.