They took all the trees, and put 'em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em
Then they started taking the pets and the children and men called Kevin
After that, it was the badgers and the wild dogs, the kestrels and the tulips
Placed in a special 'wild things' exhibit for an extra $4
Nobody knew why the aliens did it, but people were too scared to complain
In case they were next to be 'museumed' |