Thanks to all who commented.
I had fun with this and comments are worth so much more than score to me on this. I love that you all took some time to have fun with my image. That's the best thing I could hope for!
Great title. I love that you are having fun with the contest. I also like the asymmetry of the drain vs the symmetry of the mayo. I might have tried to make the mayo labels more symmetrical though. And I think a lower angle would have been more interesting.