Bubba my redneck buddy likes the wemin, he just can't seem to get any...
He's been here before around Halloween ...
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So I'm all excited to play in the make up again, set up all the camera n lights... run in to do Make up. Where is my size 68 short overalls?? My Bubba wig?? OH NO I sold them in a yard sale... Plan 2 Hubs old nasty Jeep hat, cut up makeup brush for wiskers (since my wig is gone and not fond of cutting my hair) Find an OLD Hair piece from High School YAY now I can change my hair color with out dyeing it... My eye lashes have always given me away soo this time I grab the super cover concelear, and paint all my eyelashes.. ouch makes my eyes water but at least it's water proff!!
Oh and also ruined a very good pair of sunglasses
Get all the nasty color on my face, go to get my Happy Face adhesive, you can do all kinds of wonderful stuff from glueig on wiskers to making wrinkles and glueing your chin to your neck.. yeah I know but it's cool.. OH NO it's all dried up... Humm photo safe adhesive, well if it's safe for photos I'm sure it'll be ok for my face... Smear this on, place my wishers on, glue my chin to the fat under my neck... All is holding NICELY... (maybe too nicely)
Go do shoot.. This glue is wonderful, I'm sweating and it's not turning loose!! My face is kinda burning and itching but will be over soon.
Ta Da done pack up and head for the bathroom... Go to get my Super Ponds Cold Cream make up remover... OH DEAR LORD it's GONE....Grab Vaseline, nope no good, Olive oil, nada, althought the glue is now holding and gooey at the same time. Eye make up remover well it's takeing off most of the eye shadow that I colored my face with.. End up Peeling off glue with several layers of skin on face.. Super water proff concelar ain't comming off for nuthin' .... So now my face is red n sore, my eyes are all skin colored but I got my shot!!
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Hang in there Baby
My only goal is to make [user]artroflmao[/user] snort a bologna sandwich out of his nose, an Grogg's woman in love!
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Emailed this to my out of town hubby... He wanted to know who that was wearing his favorite Jeep cap... ROFLMAO
[Oct. 23rd, 2012 02:28:08 AM]
Monday... am so pleased with the score but I LOVE the comments! Only hate the ones that nailed me.. EEEks ... Must say I am haveing fun with Lydia, she can NOT figure out which one I am! Not sure I am looking forward to the end when everyone will see what I really look like!! Ohhh Grogggg where are U....
[Oct. 25th, 2012 11:55:53 AM]
well last day.. it's maintained a 6.84 for a while ... While I am soo happy with that score, I just realized it will knock off my beautiful eagle shot from my profile page, and I will have two Goofy shots of me on front page.. Sigh, I've got to get out and find a Beautiful shot so I can redeem myself! LOL
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Place: 5 out of 57 Avg (all users): 6.7692 Avg (commenters): 8.2500 Avg (participants): 6.3784 Avg (non-participants): 6.9500 Views since voting: 2448 Views during voting: 414 Votes: 117 Comments: 47 Favorites: 5 (view)
This still makes me smile whenever I see it. Not just because it’s funny, but mainly because it makes me feel a little bit better when I look in the mirror. Thanks!
Oh....my....ROFLMAO! I am floored with what you did to achieve the creepy and 'ugly' guy. Love, love the humor of the shot and kudos to you for your creativity. Great pose with the sly look and the 'stick' in the mouth as that he definately seems to be posing to look 'sexy' for the ladies on Match.com. The lighting is also great for it further accents the facial features, wrinkles and veins in the face and hands. Grats on placing in the top 5!
Now this is a great disguise - all the elements of a portrait are there but it so does not look like you. I didn't vote this challenge, but it would have been at the top of my list had I done so. Congratulations on the HM, anyway.
ROFLMAO!!! Katie, I had no idea you were so damn ugly! I mean, umm, I had no idea this was you. Your notes are as hilarious as this pic. Thank you for the laugh. Oh, and congratulations on the HM - and now I really wish I'd given you a 10 instead of a miserable 9.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful job... You deserved a higher placement with this sense of humor and great execution... I really expected to be beaten by you.
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