Wanna see my Tiger Wood?
I keep three woods in my bag and one in my pants, which should I use to par your course?
I'll bet I could par your course, wink.
I'd like to tee you up.
I have just the right driver for your course.
Can I book a tee time?
Your green seems a bit damp.
I wouldn't mind driving into your rough.
I'm in need of a new ball washer, you want the job?
(sorry, I work at a golf course)
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