Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?
I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?
Is your place in driving range?
I got 6 birdies and an eagle today, but I still haven't scored a waitress.
Hey baby, you've got the best back nine I've seen all year.
You're the kind of person who could make me forget about tens of millions in endorsement contracts and a supermodel wife... (Oh, wait... he probably did use that one)
1. "no one can put it in the hole like me"
2. "I'm #1 in the world at putting it in the hole"
3. "do you think my driver needs a better grip"
4. "I just finished 18 holes, wanna be the 19th,20th and 21st?"
I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?
I had to wiki him. I like this;
Originally posted by wiki:
In 1991, Chamberlain wrote his second autobiography, A View from Above. There, the lifelong bachelor claimed he had sex with 20,000 women. For this to be true, he would have had to had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death, a rate of almost eight women a week. (One wag asked if that number was "regular season only, or does that include the playoffs?")
Ha... how soon we forget :) I initially thought the same thing, but given Letterman's recent past, I'm betting he'll be a little less anxious to jump on the bandwagon.
Originally posted by Bugzeye:
I would not be surprised at all to see a Lettermann Top 10 list on this subject.
