On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Kruger. I once again
try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late
Engr. Jochen Kruger made you a beneficiary to his WILL.
He left the sum of Thirty Million,One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in
the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you,
but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good. Engr. Jochen Kruger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic
& Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as
soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barr_marcusandesq@yahoo.com.hk
Await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh? Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq.,
Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Kruger. I once again
try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late
Engr. Jochen Kruger made you a beneficiary to his WILL.
He left the sum of Thirty Million,One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in
the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you,
but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good. Engr. Jochen Kruger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic
& Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as
soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barr_marcusandesq@yahoo.com.hk
Await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh? Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq.,
Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.
Help me decide what to spend my millions on :)
Oh you mean he left his fortune to you, too? Well I guess I'll see you in court!
Done as long as you promise not to scare my guests! So shall I deposit the money into your bank account in Nigeria?
Deposit half in my Nigerian account, 10% in my PayPal account, 5% in the parking meter downtown where my car is parked, and have the rest delivered in cash - Kennedy half-dollars - to my "associate" waiting in the alley behind my shack. And keep your guests off my lawn.
My dog got rabies by saving little Timmie from the well.
Sweet Fido then bit my mother-in-law (totally deserved, by the way) who was actually already rabid, but she took her clothes off at a bus stop the next day and bit a police officer (second time this week).
Now, the state police dept is suing me because the officer apparently went home early from work, due to the bite of course, and found his wife in bed with the latest politician under scandal, (Insert Name Here -- changes to quickly to post). The officer claims that when he shot the politician, the wife saw the bite on him and accused HIM of having an affair and so she killed him. He's now testified that this is not true and my story came out.
Now, I'm being charged with murder, sited for indecent exposure (still not sure about this one) and being sued.
To make matters worse, while I was filing my response to the aligations online, Trolls got into my computer, have gone wild in my computer, and have been voting 1s on every image I submit here.
My Profile average is dropping. My life is in shambles.
Now that you're rich, won't you please give me some for my medical bills (my cat was thanking me for putting the dog at the vet's and, well... that's another story involving electricity, manatees, and Smirnoff Ice...) ... Anyway, I need money.
Will you give me some of your $300,100,000 please?
Fine as long as you keep your pet godzilla on a leash at all times except when certain DPC members irritate me then you may let it of.
Having never heard of Kennedy half dollars you will have to accept cash in NZD $5 notes as they have Sir Edmund Hillary on them and I know how much he would approve of our transaction ;)
Will you give me some of your $300,100,000 please?
See, joynim, you never should have gone public about your windfall. Now they all come out of the woodwork. For an extra 100 Sir Edmund Hillarys, me and my big green friend will offer our protection.
Will you give me some of your $300,100,000 please?
See, joynim, you never should have gone public about your windfall. Now they all come out of the woodwork. For an extra 100 Sir Edmund Hillarys, me and my big green friend will offer our protection.
Sounds like a plan, does Godzilla know how to do eenie meenie miney mo? That way he can help me choose what sorry pathetic sob story I'm going to give money to next. Though Lydia's story does sound quite convincing...........
Sounds like a plan, does Godzilla know how to do eenie meenie miney mo? That way he can help me choose what sorry pathetic sob story I'm going to give money to next. Though Lydia's story does sound quite convincing...........
Actually, i thought Lydia's story sounded an awful lot like Juliet's last outing...
Sounds like a plan, does Godzilla know how to do eenie meenie miney mo? That way he can help me choose what sorry pathetic sob story I'm going to give money to next. Though Lydia's story does sound quite convincing...........
Actually, i thought Lydia's story sounded an awful lot like Juliet's last outing...
Regardless Godzilla have spoken and Lydia will get some money. I will generously give her $100 NZD in $5 Sir Edmund Hilary notes, I'm sure that will sort out her troubles :)
Well Lydia I did consider giving you more but you know I have to make my millions last. Private islands aren't cheap you know and sprite maybe be suing me for half my fortune!
