I used to be able to go for a peaceful visit to the can at any time of the day.
That slice of heaven seems to have gone away with a vengeance four days ago. Every damn time I go in there, someone's in the damn stall! There isn't a freaking time of day I can go in there and peacefully commune with nature, as I've been able to do for the last six years! Suddenly there's a constant run on the can!
What's worse is that they are freaking pigs! The stall was empty once and I looked in, thinking I could do some communing, but the seat was soiled and the floor was wet!!! WTF do these assbastards do, stand on the freaking seat and let fly with wild abandon!?!?
Please, please... nobody post the "This thread is worthless without pics" gif. :-O
I hear you though, I hate going #2 in public restrooms and try to save it for home. Did you get a new Taco Bell in the area? That could explain the sudden rush for the john.
Please, please... nobody post the "This thread is worthless without pics" gif. :-O
I hear you though, I hate going #2 in public restrooms and try to save it for home. Did you get a new Taco Bell in the area? That could explain the sudden rush for the john.
I wish there were a Taco Bell nearby, but there are tons of different, esoteric eateries. The building is mostly inhabited by what I think is an architecture firm. I think a part of the IT department is on our floor, and they're the ones causing the problem. Maybe they've discovered a geeky new place to eat, or someone is lacing their coffee with something funny and they haven't caught on yet.
Please, please... nobody post the "This thread is worthless without pics" gif. :-O
I hear you though, I hate going #2 in public restrooms and try to save it for home. Did you get a new Taco Bell in the area? That could explain the sudden rush for the john.
I used to be able to go for a peaceful visit to the can at any time of the day.
That slice of heaven seems to have gone away with a vengeance four days ago. Every damn time I go in there, someone's in the damn stall! WTF could be the deal!?!?
lol I know what you mean.....been in that situation before....hahaha great post/thread though
Please, please... nobody post the "This thread is worthless without pics" gif. :-O
I hear you though, I hate going #2 in public restrooms and try to save it for home. Did you get a new Taco Bell in the area? That could explain the sudden rush for the john.
Just get some fake 'soilage' stuff of your own (I think I've actually seen it at Spencer's), put it down in the stall, it will keep people away. Use it whenever you want, put the fake stuff back down, it will always be ready for you. :-P
Some girl kept barfing all over the toilet at our work. The cleaning lady was really mad because she kept having to clean it up. We never did find out who it was. It was nasty going into the bathroom smelling barf every day.
When you go in and someone's in the stall, simply turn out the lights and leave.
lol done that before at my job one of our mens rooms have 3 stalls so I noticed one day all 3 of my friends were in their lol I could not resist I was like what are the chances of them being in here all at the same time so I turned of the lights and left.....lol they had to wait till someone came in and turn on the lights
What you should do is just go into the stall next to the one you like and just make it look like you sat down and starting "working" then make all kinds of noises and grunts... Then drop a melted snickers on THEIR side of the stall. Make it seem like it was an accident. then take some toilet paper and go to wipe it up and just grab it with you your hands and squeeze it all in your hands and play with it some. That should scare them out of the stall and probably make them not want to come back in.
Just start taking all the toilet paper with you. After a few times of them having to wipe their asses with their hands, underwear or socks they'll start crapping at home and you will be in peaceful bliss!
Just start taking all the toilet paper with you. After a few times of them having to wipe their asses with their hands, underwear or socks they'll start crapping at home and you will be in peaceful bliss!
Now that's just WRONG.... What if you had Krystals the day before and you DID go at home, and on the way to work and then you had to go again once you got to work?
I think you should just carry a port-a-john on the back of your truck and that way you will have your own crapper.
Just start taking all the toilet paper with you. After a few times of them having to wipe their asses with their hands, underwear or socks they'll start crapping at home and you will be in peaceful bliss!
One of the radiologists at the hospital I work at is a pig too....he pisses all over the toilet rim and the floor. I'm not talking a stray drop here or there. I mean half his piss misses the bowl. It's disgusting. If he's that poor at aiming then he needs to sit his ass down and go like us girls. When he is at work, no one uses the nearest bathroom anymore - we walk to a farther one just so we don't have to walk in his piss, or clean the toilet bowl before we can go. Thank goodness he only works every third week, as the radiologists are part of a group and they rotate.
Slippy is you ever do figure out who it is that is leaving fecal material on the toilet, juts take a dump in their chair.
For once, I sympathize with you. I have a great idea for a short story/novella: this guy has a favorite stall, probably the one in the corner, but somebody's in there. He holds it in all day because every time he goes there, someone's in the stall. A shoe-check reveals... it's the same person!! Is somebody dead on the toilet?? Suspense! Thrills! I just have to figure out the ending.
For once, I sympathize with you. I have a great idea for a short story/novella: this guy has a favorite stall, probably the one in the corner, but somebody's in there. He holds it in all day because every time he goes there, someone's in the stall. A shoe-check reveals... it's the same person!! Is somebody dead on the toilet?? Suspense! Thrills! I just have to figure out the ending.
I think I read that one already. Sounds so familiar! LOL!
For once, I sympathize with you. I have a great idea for a short story/novella: this guy has a favorite stall, probably the one in the corner, but somebody's in there. He holds it in all day because every time he goes there, someone's in the stall. A shoe-check reveals... it's the same person!! Is somebody dead on the toilet?? Suspense! Thrills! I just have to figure out the ending.
I think I read that one already. Sounds so familiar! LOL!
oh, right... Hitchcock's The Corner Toilet! How could I forget? Let's do a remake with Brad Pitt as the suffering hero and Jim Carrey as the dead guy on the toilet.
