The fart thread - DPChallenge Forums

07/14/2008 10:44:29 AM · #1

Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:

You never can predict anything with DPC, there are so many minds here that you can't fart without someone wanting to start a thread about it.

So you farted, tell us about it and how long the smell lasted and if it lingered into other rooms. :)

Gentlemen/Ladies, start your farting.

07/14/2008 10:46:19 AM · #2

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Leica 35mm f/1.4 Summilux M Aspherical MF - Black

07/14/2008 10:48:23 AM · #3

Okay well here's the deal...

I'm on a diet that makes me eat as much fiber as I can eat... Lets just say that fiber is STINKY!!!

My poor wife, I'm sure she is damn near ready to go buy a gas mask.

scarbrd

Leica M10

07/14/2008 11:07:12 AM · #4

I posted this inthe word of the day thread too. Seems to be a recurring topic today.

I travel to Norway often on business. The Norwegian word for "speed" is "fart"

In the hotels you'll see placards touting their high speed Internet access. In big bold type on the top of the card is "FART?"

Then it goes on to show how to connect to the high speen Intranet.

I always get a kick out of that.

PhotoDave

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM II

07/14/2008 11:10:19 AM · #5

Originally posted by scarbrd:

I posted this inthe word of the day thread too. Seems to be a recurring topic today.

I travel to Norway often on business. The Norwegian word for "speed" is "fart"

In the hotels you'll see placards touting their high speed Internet access. In big bold type on the top of the card is "FART?"

Then it goes on to show how to connect to the high speen Intranet.

I always get a kick out of that.

I really dont wana know where they expect you to plug the hardline in ;)

NikonJeb

Nikon D850

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 28-300mm f3.5-5.6G ED VR

07/14/2008 11:13:08 AM · #6

I'm finding as I age that EVERYTHING I like to eat seems to give me gas.......8>(

vxpra

Pentax K100D

Pentax DA 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 AF

07/14/2008 11:14:49 AM · #7

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thought for sure this would've been started by Slippy.

FocusPoint

XIAOMI Redmi Note 8 Pro

07/14/2008 11:18:20 AM · #8

You forgot to put warning sign to this thread...

DANGER

*** No lighters or matches allowed into this thread ***

07/14/2008 11:27:38 AM · #9

Originally posted by FocusPoint:

You forgot to put warning sign to this thread...

DANGER

*** No lighters or matches allowed into this thread ***

Oh now that reminds me of this time my buddy tried the fart into a flame test. We didn't believe it was true. I believe the length of the gas induced flame was approximately 3 feet, I kid you not. It made believers of us all. And this was through his jeans too! lol

Leica 50mm f/2.8 Elmarit M MF - Black

07/14/2008 11:30:53 AM · #10

Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:

Okay well here's the deal...

I'm on a diet that makes me eat as much fiber as I can eat... Lets just say that fiber is STINKY!!!

My poor wife, I'm sure she is damn near ready to go buy a gas mask.

Try eating only fruit for 2 days. I did it and I think i'm going to paint my walls to get rid of the smell. dang it lingers and lingers, Lysol shmysol, nothing worked, only made it worse. Think i'll try fiber and fruit only for a day. hmm

MAK

Leica M Monochrom

07/14/2008 11:40:28 AM · #11

Hey I don't need fibre to make a smelly one, I'm a real PRO.

togtog

Nikon D300

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR II

07/14/2008 11:42:29 AM · #12

I've heard that Pepto Bismol can remove the odor from gas.

togtog

Nikon D300

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR II

07/14/2008 11:57:54 AM · #13

I SAVE YOU ALL!

07/14/2008 01:41:09 PM · #14

HAHAHAHA OMG this thread is so flipping funny you all rock....

07/14/2008 01:43:42 PM · #15

Originally posted by togtog:

I SAVE YOU ALL!

That's why my power bill keeps going up, because I am warming up the house and the A/C has to keep coming on...

07/14/2008 02:23:43 PM · #16

Wow why was this moved to rant?

Don't tell me it's because of the word fart. How many complaints did the SC get for it to be moved?

cracks me up ;\

FocusPoint

XIAOMI Redmi Note 8 Pro

07/14/2008 02:30:07 PM · #17

Dutch Oven

SaraR

Sony Alpha a7R III

Sony FE 24-70mm f/2.8 GM

07/14/2008 02:35:54 PM · #18

Originally posted by FocusPoint:

You forgot to put warning sign to this thread...

DANGER

*** No lighters or matches allowed into this thread ***

Better not let Art any where near it, then....

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8 L USM

07/14/2008 02:47:32 PM · #19

Originally posted by FocusPoint:

Dutch Oven

Don't you love bubble farts, or is it fart bubbles? hmm

Telehubbie

Canon EOS-40D

07/14/2008 02:52:51 PM · #20

Always worth a good chuckle: Dinofart.

07/14/2008 02:54:17 PM · #21

Originally posted by Jac:

Don't you love bubble farts, or is it fart bubbles? hmm

I think this one is the funniest one.. That is so me and my wife.

Message edited by author 2008-07-14 14:54:33.