Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The hillbilly women felt decidedly low tech. not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The other raised eyebrows and stared at her.
The hillbilly women finally said, "well, will you look at that. i'm getting a fax."
This is likely to be an old joke, but it brought a few laughs from me.
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