NO this is not a sappy post about a military man blown up in Falujah, its a simple post. Last week I heard that a Mule gave birth. I also heard that the Roman way to say "when hell freezes over" was to say "when a mule foals." Thats because, if you are the only one outside of the animal husbandry loving world that didn't know, a mule is a generally sterile offspring hybrid of a horse and a donkey.
But, just like the sterility of the Mule and other things that are near certainties, the unthinkable happenned today.
I snapped a ginsu knife clean off at the handle cutting a Carvel birthday cake. We threw away the blade, but here is a photo of the offending handle.
What is next? the sun to fall from the sky? Rogaine won't work? water will flow uphill?
I can top that Ross...know what a 'hinney' (not as in a Butt or rump) is and what's the difference between a mule and hinney?
mule = mother horse dad donkey...stronger hooves etc...
hinney = mother a donkey dad a horse...weaker hooves and not seen as much cause what sperm doner wants itshay kicked out of em, typically? little cheese (leroy) spice and of course there are those that will/would say me, me, me!!! laughs...
We snapped teh tip off of a Henckel knife once, also while cutting an ice cream cake. They gladly replaced it for us.
I guess the ironic thing is that ginsu knives were "invented"
by two college graduates who went to uper markets and bought all the cheapest chinese knives and called them "Ginsu" - and made a stupid commercial. Really a terrific feat of marketing. Oh yeah, and they offered a lifetime guarantee! Try to send on back though! In fact, I am going to look for the website to do just that.
