If that's your worst story from the USPS, I'd say you're doing pretty good.
A couple of years ago, they raised a stink about the mail slot in our door being "smaller that regulations allow" and informed us that we would have to make a bigger one.
Keep in mind that our house is 80 years old and has had the same front door with the same mail slot for every one of those 80 years.
I called and asked if the regulations for mail slot dimensions had recently changed. The lady said, "No, I don't think so." I asked her to check, she asked the Postmaster. He confirmed it. I then told her about the notice and that mail from the USPS had been coming through the same slot in the same door for 80 years and asked her why I got the notice. She was clueless and told me she'd get back to me. Never heard a thing.
I have more stupid USPS stories.
And yeah, your summary is dead on; WTF? |