"Steve Whitmore of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's office said Hilton had been "reassigned" but he declined to identify her medical condition for privacy reasons"
I love it "reassigned" LMAO. Must be the new euphemism for BRIBE!
funny we never herd of this 'medical condition' before...most celebs afflicted wth something wer it on their sleeves. Or in the Skank's cse, on her diamond-encrusted nkle monitoring device.
""This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make ..."
I never realized that "money coming out the wazoo" was recognized as a legit medical condition.
Of course... it's called Assblingitis.
From Made-up-pedia...
Assblingitis:(medical condition) A common condition among the rich and powerful in hollywood where the bling swells to such large proportions that standard laws no longer apply to those affected by the condition.
Example: O.J.'s assblingitis really helped him out in the long run... I hear he's writing a book
ETA: This condition is never fatal and in some cases has actually saved the life of the affected individual.
The only way I would agree with this is if they sent 5 or 6 other inmates home with her. California needs to get rid of their law books and start from scratch.
yup and next week the braclet will have to be taken off because it doesn't match the shoes she wants to wear. She should have all her freedom back by June 15th.
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
" She will have to wear an electronic monitoring device on her ankle"
But before they placed it on her ankle it had to make a stop at Harry Winston jewelers for diamond incrustation.
Did you see what she was wearing in this article. A shirt that says Jails Hot. That is just plain stupid. She had a mental breakdown in jail so bad that she got to go home and then wears something advertising that jail is hot. Which I think to her means cool. (I don't speak Paris). I hope someone in that system gets introuble for this.
