I am an Aprilfoolsologist, and today is my most sacred holiday. I do NOT appreciate the attempts to straighten out fools that are being perpetrated today. This is blasphemy in my religion. I don't go around weeing on your rituals, dang it!
So please, show some respect. In less than one hour the fool moon will return into the knot of the Celestial Oak, where it shall sleep again for another long year of left-brained seriousness. Until then, the day belongs to April O'Malley, king of jesters, born in a hamper and died in a washing machine, only to return, fluffy and pine-smelling, every year on this most holy of days.
You think this day was invented by Greeting Card companies? Think again! Look into the night sky! Orion is aligned with Jefferson! There are no lights in the Iceland sky! It is the Day of Fool!! Amen!!!
