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12/17/2010 02:08:10 AMPost actions · #3401
"...I could do a nice corn row..."
12/17/2010 02:13:38 AMPost actions · #3402
"Sure my license was suspended, but I'll
be damned if I am giving up my employee
of the month parking space!"
12/17/2010 02:28:39 AMPost actions · #3403
"Note the moves of this seasoned belly dancer, Don. That is something to behold and look at her tassels!!"
"I'm speechless!"
12/17/2010 02:54:21 AMPost actions · #3404
Rock Cocaine underwent a transformation
during the reign of the Skittles Cartel.
12/17/2010 07:20:05 AMPost actions · #3405
double dream hands gone awry
12/17/2010 10:54:13 AMPost actions · #3406
This was NOT what Will (a.k.a. Peggy ;P) had in mind when he volunteered to work the phone bank!
12/17/2010 02:42:28 PMPost actions · #3407
she believed the saleslady who told her the new foundation would match her skin tone....
12/17/2010 02:46:08 PMPost actions · #3408
Police seek public's help in identifying bank robber.
12/17/2010 03:11:38 PMPost actions · #3409
she knew dating a mortician would be a challenge, but when he confessed to her his secret fantasy she started to worry....
12/17/2010 03:16:03 PMPost actions · #3410
I don't care whether you watch Hannah Montana or Transformers, but if you kids don't quit fighting, I'll turn the damn TV off. Then there won't be anything to fight about!
12/17/2010 03:18:18 PMPost actions · #3411
Hey - YOU! Get the property manager on the line and tell him to turn down the damned heat in here... I'm burning up!
12/17/2010 03:18:45 PMPost actions · #3412
Facebook, Farmville, World of Warcraft, DPC... sheesh! You want to spend all your time in a virtual world, you get virtual dinner! Enjoy.
12/17/2010 03:48:03 PMPost actions · #3413
aspiring to be an alpaca
12/17/2010 09:34:34 PMPost actions · #3414
Ode to an early video game inspiration
12/17/2010 10:48:17 PMPost actions · #3415
Indoor barnstorming sure has its limitations.
12/18/2010 01:23:51 AMPost actions · #3416
"Ooooh, mmmmm, look - he could potentially be the next former Mrs. Mantis!"
12/18/2010 08:22:13 AMPost actions · #3417
when he walked into the room, all the color drained out of her face.
all.
(i can't stop using this image it's a fountain of jokes)
12/18/2010 11:26:18 AMPost actions · #3418
The twins soon realized that even with all the demo videos in the world, a two man band has a really hard time getting better gigs.
**Yah, but the funniest part of all about this is it's been in my portfolio for years and you goofballs just now found it, muaaaaahahahahaha! :P
Originally posted by FourPointX:
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when he walked into the room, all the color drained out of her face.
all.
(i can't stop using this image it's a fountain of jokes)
Message edited by author 2010-12-18 11:27:21.
12/18/2010 11:34:38 AMPost actions · #3419
..."So, when do I get my licence?"
12/18/2010 11:44:51 AMPost actions · #3420
Oh, crap! the wife's gonna be pissed! ~ "Hey, anybody seen a real short, 4 year old, covered in feathers??"
12/18/2010 01:23:41 PMPost actions · #3421
Sure sweetheart, I would LOVE for your mother to come stay with us over the holidays!
12/18/2010 01:26:16 PMPost actions · #3422
Your mother is coming to visit...We'll see about that. :O)
12/18/2010 01:57:11 PMPost actions · #3423
Here she is!
12/18/2010 02:27:08 PMPost actions · #3424
you can sleep in the car while mother is here
12/18/2010 02:45:19 PMPost actions · #3425
Sorry, kids... the economy's making our menu a little more austere these days.