Johnny: Loretta I love you. Not…not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either. But love don’t make things nice. It ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. Stars are perfect. Not us. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and to love the wrong people and..and die…I mean the storybooks are bullshit! Now I want you to come upstairs with me and GET in my bed. C’mon. C’mon. C’mon…
Harry-"I dont know Loyd she told me she would meet you in the Bar at 7:am sharp! Did you go to the right bar?
Loyd- "Yeah yeah... i was there... the Lobby Bar... 7am"
Harry-" Wait a minute.. WAIT a Minute!... 7am mabe she ment 7 at night..."
Loyd-" I just thought she may have been a Raging Alcoholic..."
"My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect."
From The Princess Bride:
- "Have fun storming the castle!"
- "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women."
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
- King Arthur, "Run Away!!"
- God, "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"..."
From Raising Arizona:
- "Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion."
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."
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Kaylee: "He coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
