The laws of thermodynamics and entropy are often described in laymen terms as follows:
1. You can't win!
2. You can't break even...
3. You can't get out of the game.
In DPC terms:
1. You can't ribbon!
2. You can't place consistently in the top 50%
3. You can't stop visiting DPC and submitting entries.
Welcome to "Team Entropy"
Starring:
The well-meaning whiny and meandering theSaj as Captain of the U.S.S. Entropy.
The wise and knowledgable bcoble as first officer.
The fearless and beautiful Doc meanwile.
And the mysterious and only partly visible mist.
Stay tuned and watch as our heroes endeavor to exceed mediocrity and sail into the stars of fame in search of the highly sought after "ribbons".
Yowza. Lookit what I found. Well, I'm glad one of them worked!
How about a bit smaller? I'll make up a few sizes.
Yeah, I thought about the suck/blows thing... but it seemed to get seckshual real fast... and this is a fambly site and all.... Maybe let people to make the connection on their own - you know? It's implied. However, if you want to modify it yerself, feel free.
Oh, and I don't really care what my rank is, because it's bound to be rank. Just don't make me clean the terlits.
Mist - we are sub-suck - we are a suck league which will compete with other suck leagues. Or at least that's how I understand it.
here are a couple of smaller versions - one with space for the starship, because ship happens.
....that said, I fear I might have to jump ship. I totally forgot about a trip that will take me out of action for a good portion of next month, and that doesn't seem fair to the rest of the crew. pffft :P
....that said, I fear I might have to jump ship. I totally forgot about a trip that will take me out of action for a good portion of next month, and that doesn't seem fair to the rest of the crew. pffft :P
I'm sure that I could suck twice as bad for the duration. Don't sweat it.
Good news everyone! I have an idea for the oxymoron challenge that should be guaranteed to produce a score that stretches way into the mid fours or early fives! Really, we're talking serious degrees of mediocrity here.
Well team, it looks (at the moment) that my oxymoron is heading for a sub-five finish. I really can't quite believe it, I was expecting more, to be honest.
