Well firstly, this is most unexpected and I am humbled beyond belief to be judged worthy in such un-esteemed company I'd like to thank the director, the Producer, the Team Suck Board and voters for honoring me in this special way this is something I will cherish for a - oh and I should thank my mum who has always encouraged my insignificance - long time by the end of the week my mediocrity will have overcome any visions I had of greatness, style or class and I would like to take this opportunity to speak on behalf of the DPC - oh and I can't forget my agent who has managed to keep me below the radar for such a long time - who fosters banality at all levels and allows us a forum in which to give flight to our plebian, prosaic, declasse talents.
