Got this today in one of my daily joke mails:
Received from: Lorraine
I was out on police patrol on a miserable February night in Philadelphia, Pa. and the streets were extremely slippery because of the freezing rain. As I approached the middle of the overpass that crosses the highway, I saw a station wagon in my lane, stopped on the downward slope. Because of the oncoming traffic I was unable to drive around the parked vehicle, and as I applied my brakes, the police car seemed to accelerate on the icy surface. I rammed into the back of the wagon, setting it in motion down the hill. It slid right through a red light and over a curb and into a parking lot. I drove down and parked behind the wagon. As I approached, a young lady rolled down the driver's window and exclaimed: "Thank God you're here, officer! Somebody just ran into me!"
Message edited by author 2005-03-12 20:21:35. |
