Let's say you were given the opportunity to put on some boxing gloves and pick anyone in the world to box in the ring... on pay-per-view television... who would you choose?
I would choose that late night infomercial guy Tony Little... you know the one that's selling The Gazelle?
I'd bang him up just for being a doofus.
I asked this question on another board and the answers are hilarious. Thought I'd share the love.
I have a few. Ralph Reed, Jr., co-founder of the Christian Coalition, stands out as one I'd like to go at.
Also, the current Premier of British Columbia, Gordon Campbell, who was busted for drunk driving last month (blood alcohol level of 0.16, twice the legal limit) on Maui and has refused to step down. I'd give him a go.
heh... that reminds me of that Monty Python movie where this guy gets the death penalty and chose the method how to die... so he's being chased by a dozen topless hotties until he falls off a cliff into his grave... hehe
Russel Crowe, I think he's a brillant actor but with a real crappy attitude.
Ben Afleck, two words J. Lo. He's such a punk!
Mr. Rogers, only because I'd like to see if he can really fight. I'd probably take a dive cause he's the coolest guy and I couldn't hit him. Plus he's old now.
Well, not sure fight is the right term but lightly spare with the master would be awesome!!
Who's the master? well of course Bruce Lee...reeeoww reeeeow
