Rule #1. If your forum signature consumes more bandwidth than the message attached to it, you will be banned until you reach puberty.
Rule #2. If your forum tag line graphics are hosted by servers that take 20 minutes to load a 1.5kb .gif file, you will be required to trade in your camera for a Barbie DigiCam.
Rule #3. If you request photograph critiques in any forum other than "Individual Photograph Discussion" your challenge scores will be lowered by 4 points.
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograps in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
I agree with all, but in all fairness (concerning #4), if they can not figure out how to post a link or thumb -- how are they going to translate his posts. :D (as if my posts are any clearer at times)
Rule #1. If your forum signature consumes more bandwidth than the message attached to it, you will be banned until you reach puberty.
Rule #2. If your forum tag line graphics are hosted by servers that take 20 minutes to load a 1.5kb .gif file, you will be required to trade in your camera for a Barbie DigiCam.
Rule #3. If you request photograph critiques in any forum other than "Individual Photograph Discussion" your challenge scores will be lowered by 4 points.
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograps in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograps in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
That is all. [/quote
OK I get the point..........some of us are just plain stupid. At least i'm not the only one ;-)
Problem corrected
Alas, rule # 4, to wandering eyes do glare, is such, I would suggest, a humorous, albeit harsh (as humans can be, nay are), proposal, in which the enforcement of such stated rule, as such, assumes, in great ways, that those who 'break', if not bend, a rule understand, as much as we are able to understand, what the heck he's saying, if we, that is humans, truly 'say' anything, or something, at all.
Alas, rule # 4, to wandering eyes do glare, is such, I would suggest, a humorous, albeit harsh (as humans can be, nay are), proposal, in which the enforcement of such stated rule, as such, assumes, in great ways, that those who 'break', if not bend, a rule understand, as much as we are able to understand, what the heck he's saying, if we, that is humans, truly 'say' anything, or something, at all.
"No man is worth his sweat until he has laboured to make make himself obsolete." William Burroughs
It seems I'm getting closer to this dubious achievement.
You guys, of course, can't know that I have derived a meagre but, considering your overdue observations, just income from precisely translating the convoluted language which, so rampantly springs from minds which have become disconnected from the body. As an, albeit unhappily, employed steward of the language, I must regard it as my duty to lay to ruin an accustomed syntax before it may be restored to irrepressable coherence with the facts of life. Please accept my sincere apologies for the inconvenience I may have caused during reconstruction.
To compensate for the pain I must have caused not only the head but also the butt end of the recipients' person, temporary cicumstance and weltanschauung I have taken the liberty of offering these crude words as a substitute (ersatz) and as a morphine.
When you wake up from it all, the world will be new and fresh as the dawn. I will make no noise whatsoever, so the air and the water may move you to unknown pastures, green, gold or fulvid depending on the undisclosed investment of prospective absentee owners.
I will be waiting for you there, unarmed, naked and smiling.
:-)
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograp(h)s in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
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.....a most appropriate judicial sentencing guideline. I am always in favor of rehabilitating rather than punishing.
