"Alien bees are neither aliens nor bees. They are lights and you probably can’t afford them. Besides, desk lamps will do just fine until you learn how to use your camera."
and
"The reason no one commented on your entry is because your shot is either so bad, that they have been rendered speechless, or so mediocre that they skipped past it as quickly as possible. Instead of starting a thread complaining about this, spend that time commenting on other people’s entries or learning how to use your camera."
How about that for two goodies.
We must make this requred reading for all members each time we pay our subs. Call it a refresher course. I feel much refreshed after reading it, laughter does that for me.
I like #3: SC stands for “Site Council”. These are benevolent, overworked volunteers who never seem to tire of babysitting us and making sure the site remains “user friendly”. They are also available to blame anytime you behave inappropriately and are too arrogant or ignorant to take responsibility for your actions.
