DPC should ban having babies - DPChallenge Forums

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0 L IS

01/18/2014 03:40:01 PM · #1

I've figured it out; babies are what is causing DPC management to appear to be in decline. Babies ruining everything. Let's take a look at the SC list, shall we?

Langdon : Baby
Manic : Baby
sher : Baby
frisca : Baby
L2 : Baby

...and these are just the baby abductions I know of! No more babies! All new management must be spayed and/or neutered. I bet this abduction pattern goes for members too. Who else have we lost to these viciously cute creatures?? We can't let this continue! Spaying and neutering for all!

scalvert

Canon EOS-5D Mark III

01/18/2014 03:46:46 PM · #2

FWIW, Manic and Frisca are among the most active people here.

giantmike

Canon EOS R6

Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 L Macro IS USM

01/18/2014 03:46:53 PM · #3

You won't lose me, but I'm certain to be less active in 2 months when Baby x 2 arrive.

01/18/2014 03:48:49 PM · #4

Originally posted by scalvert:

FWIW, Manic and Frisca are among the most active people here.

...and they showed up at the meeting today!

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

01/18/2014 03:49:35 PM · #5

Originally posted by scalvert:

FWIW, Manic and Frisca are among the most active people here.

Yes, but for how long can they endure??

GeneralE

Canon PowerShot S3 IS

01/18/2014 04:00:03 PM · #6

Originally posted by scalvert:

FWIW, Manic and Frisca are among the most active people here.

I'm surprised you didn't recognize this update to Swift's "A Modest Proposal" ...

01/18/2014 04:02:16 PM · #7

Originally posted by giantmike:

You won't lose me, but I'm certain to be less active in 2 months when Baby x 2 arrive.

OMG, it's too late... You will be missed.

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

01/18/2014 04:10:36 PM · #8

Originally posted by giantmike:

You won't lose me, but I'm certain to be less active in 2 months when Baby x 2 arrive.

I have the diaper change record with 5.4 seconds... of a fully loaded one :/

Cory

Canon EOS-1D Mark IV

01/18/2014 04:14:07 PM · #9

Originally posted by FocusPoint:

Originally posted by giantmike:
You won't lose me, but I'm certain to be less active in 2 months when Baby x 2 arrive.

I have the diaper change record with 5.4 seconds... of a fully loaded one :/

I'm thinking the wiping portion may have been skimped on a bit.....

Message edited by author 2014-01-18 16:14:16.

tnun

Ricoh GR III

Pentax DA 18-135mm F3.5-5.6ED AL [IF] WR DC

01/18/2014 04:14:15 PM · #10

ha. a bit drastic. instead, why not parcel the wee ones out amongst the rank and file? (Apply Swiftean solutions to the literate ones).

see

Canon PowerShot S95

01/18/2014 04:15:25 PM · #11

I'll bet it was not the green variety.

Sigma 12-24mm f/4.5-5.6 EX Aspherical DG HSM for Nikon

01/18/2014 04:15:35 PM · #12

Originally posted by Cory:

...I'm thinking the wiping portion may have been skimped on a bit.....

oh no... wiped powdered... full service!

bohemka

Nikon D700

01/18/2014 04:18:52 PM · #13

Sometimes you are unaware of just how deep you are in. And then you go through your hard drive looking for a best of 2013 photo. There. He. Is. Again.

Cory

Canon EOS-1D Mark IV

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

01/18/2014 04:20:09 PM · #14

Originally posted by FocusPoint:

Originally posted by Cory:
...I'm thinking the wiping portion may have been skimped on a bit.....

oh no... wiped powdered... full service!

Must have looked something like this

Nikon AF-S DX 18-105 f/3.5-5.6 ED VR

01/18/2014 04:22:57 PM · #15

Originally posted by Cory:

...Must have looked something like this

THAT! is a service... You see, instead of gas smell... well, you get the point, and I had to wash my hands quite a while.

jomari

Nikon D7000

01/18/2014 07:51:31 PM · #16

I promise not to have any more babies.

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

01/18/2014 11:13:37 PM · #17

Originally posted by jomari:

I promise not to have any more babies.

That's the spirit! Anyone else want to make that commitment?

sfalice

Canon PowerShot SX60 HS

01/18/2014 11:23:24 PM · #18

I knew a guy once who just stuck the baby in the shower for a moment or two.
Then a quick dry and powder and voila, clean kid.

Neil

Fujifilm X-T30

01/18/2014 11:29:00 PM · #19

Originally posted by aliqui:

Originally posted by jomari:
I promise not to have any more babies.

That's the spirit! Anyone else want to make that commitment?

As soon as I figure out what I did that made the other two arrive ;)

goinskiing

Canon EOS-6D

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8 L USM

01/19/2014 12:11:59 AM · #20

Originally posted by aliqui:

Babies are indeed one of the reasons for my lack of participation, I have 3 boys that are 1,4, and 5. It's all I can do to get everyone in bed at a decent hour.

MattO

Nikon D4