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 10/31/2011 12:20:56 PM · #1
I only know this one.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.
Canon EOS-1D X
Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8 L USM
 10/31/2011 12:26:09 PM · #2
My favourite:

Q- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A- No, they eat the fingers separately...
Pentax K-R
Pentax DA L 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 AL
 10/31/2011 12:29:57 PM · #3
Just now got this one:

I hired a "ghost" photographer. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak!
Nikon D800
Nikon AF-S Zoom-Nikkor 28-70mm f/2.8D IF-ED
 10/31/2011 01:04:41 PM · #4
So,,, A little guy was trick or treating wearing a pirate outfit. He rang the bell, and a little old lady answered the door. The boy yells " Trick or treat" and the lady says,
" What a cute little pirate, but where's your bucaneers?" The boy responds by,
" They are on my buccan head lady".
Apple iPhone 5
 10/31/2011 01:06:06 PM · #5
Halloween prank
Nikon D800
Nikon AF-S Zoom-Nikkor 28-70mm f/2.8D IF-ED
 10/31/2011 01:06:16 PM · #6
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
I only know this one.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.


So,,, Where do ghosts go out to get booos?
Anywhere they can get sheet faced
Canon EOS-70D
Canon EF-S 17-55mm f/2.8 IS USM
 10/31/2011 01:11:09 PM · #7
what did the ghost say to the bee?

Boo - Bee
Canon EOS-D60
Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM
 10/31/2011 01:41:31 PM · #8
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

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