Sorry, not really a retranslation, but funny regardless.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of
a definitely won't-be.
this NCO could not shoot the muzzle plug off his own gun tube
He demonstrates the unique ability to de-motive soldiers at a moments notice
he displays no morale courage and cries in formation
I know of no national emergency that would justify promoting this NCO above his current grade
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