Man, these topics are sure getting goofy. Who comes up with them anyway, Bear Music?
This one... yeah probably. Have you seen the size of the mosquito where he lives... the are the size of radio operated helicopters... they suck so much blood that the average human passes out... the sound they make when in a room is hazardous to your hearing...they............well you get the picture.
One of my uncles was stranded on an island offshore near the Everglades. There was a wooden barrel there and the mosquitos were so bad that he got into the barrel. They were poking their beaks through the barrel, so he started bending them over, like a nail that sticks out. After while, the barrel was lifted into the air, and the bugs tired out somewhere near his home at Chokoloskee Island, where they set the barrel down at sunrise, at which time all of them passed out from flying all night with the barrel. My uncle crawled out of the barrel and killed the mosquitos with a hammer, and all was well again. A true story, my uncle would not lie.
