So I used my powers for evil...
Please Dear Voter
by Kevin L. Kitchens for DPChallenge
(parody of "Operator" by Jim Croce)
Please dear voter, oh could you help me raise this score?
You see my number on the front page is underrated.
I took an awesome shot.
Of a splashing water drop.
But it appears that on this subject you all are jaded.
Isn't that the way they say it goes?
Man these votes are crap.
Please give me a number at least above five.
So I can feel that this hobby's for real and I'll know
My average is too low
Because of jealous trolls
I only wish my shots could just convince the rest
Not to give me the brown...
But that's not the way it feels.
Please dear voter, oh could you help me raise this score?
I can't believe the number someone just gave me.
Brings water to my eyes
Even though it happens every time.
I thought I took photo Ansel would envy.
Isn't that the way they say it goes?
Man these votes are crap.
Please give me a number at least above five.
So I can feel that this hobby's for real and I'll know
My average is too low
Because of jealous trolls
I only wish my shots could just convince the rest
Not to give me the brown...
But that's not the way it feels.
Oh dear voter, why not forget about my shot.
I'll self-DQ to try and save my average.
Thank you for your time.
Your three was so much more than kind.
It was more than the last time.
Isn't that the way they say it goes?
Man these votes are crap.
Please give me a number at least above five.
So I can feel that this hobby's for real and I'll know
My average is too low
Because of jealous trolls
I only wish my shots could just convince the rest
Not to give me the brown...
But that's not the way it feels.
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