Try rebooting. Then send your Royalty Check to Dell.
OMG i so want to believe that that is not true. But sadly in this mad mad crazy world i suspect the worse.
[edit- do you know i now belive that this is humour. unfortunatly i had all reasoning removed this morning at work, so i am unable to see a joke unless it runs up to me and slaps my face with a wet fish.]
//www.BBspot.com is a preferred site for tech/geek humor and satire. One of the most entertaining features is the letters from the mailbag from people who believe the articles are true ...
It was also through their weekly links that I found DPChallenge : )