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Minolta DiMAGE F200
07/05/2004 11:59:08 PM · #51
Q:How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to hold the lightbulb and wait for the world to revolve around him.

Q:How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two...one to change the lightbulb, the other to lean against the wall and say, "I can do that."

Q:How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They have machines to do that now.

Message edited by author 2004-07-05 23:59:41.
Minolta DiMAGE F200
07/06/2004 12:06:28 AM · #52
Originally posted by melismatica:
Q:How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to hold the lightbulb and wait for the world to revolve around him.



Oops...I didn't realize this had been used with sororities. In Providence, it's Brown students. :-D But we kid the Brown students...really....
Nikon D5100
Tamron AF 28-80mm f/3.5-5.6 Aspherical for Nikon
07/06/2004 12:23:02 AM · #53
How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't know their in the dark. LOL Van
Canon EOS-1D Mark II
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM
07/06/2004 12:23:32 AM · #54
Originally posted by vtruan:
How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't know their in the dark. LOL Van


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canon EOS-5D
Tamron SP AF 28-105mm f/2.8 LD Aspherical IF for Canon
07/06/2004 12:31:01 AM · #55
Originally posted by Koriyama:

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How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3

1 to call the electrician, and 2 to sleep with him

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I MUST be the one calling the electrician cuz I'm certainly not one of the other 2! LOL
Canon PowerShot S3 IS
Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)
07/06/2004 12:34:59 AM · #56
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they don't believe in change.
Canon EOS-1D Mark II
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM
07/06/2004 12:39:13 AM · #57
Oooh it's like that huh?

Q. How many John Kerry supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. We'll let you know when he gets at least one.

Message edited by author 2004-07-06 00:39:23.
Minolta DiMAGE F200
07/06/2004 12:49:56 AM · #58
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they only screw the poor



Message edited by author 2004-07-06 00:53:02.
Canon PowerShot S3 IS
Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)
07/06/2004 01:04:16 AM · #59
Originally posted by mavrik:
Oooh it's like that huh?

Hey, I didn't steer the topic in that direction ... I'm only responding "in kind." And I try to make up my own, too ...

How many legislators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have lobbyists to handle all their "personal" needs.

How many Federal bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assign a G-14 maintenance worker to handle the job, and one to cut a $38,000 purchase order to Haliburton. It would take three but their supervisor is on vacation.
Canon EOS-1D Mark II
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM
07/06/2004 08:05:23 AM · #60
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by mavrik:
Oooh it's like that huh?

Hey, I didn't steer the topic in that direction ... I'm only responding "in kind." And I try to make up my own, too ...


LOL I was only kidding. I know the liberal joke started it. :)

Q. How many Site Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. We'll let you know at 12:01. ;)

Just funnin!!

M
Canon EOS-1D Mark II
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM
07/06/2004 07:26:33 PM · #61
bump for SC members. ;)

M
Nikon D70
07/06/2004 07:46:54 PM · #62
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to .... .... ....

(work it out for yourselves)
Canon EOS-1D Mark II
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM
07/06/2004 07:48:01 PM · #63
Originally posted by tallan:
Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to .... .... ....


Tell the man how it was done.

:)

M
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