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Post actions #29876
Post actions #29877
Hands off my prong, you sicko!
Post actions #29878
I'm too tired to fight about it.
Post actions #29879
How typical of you...ignore Spork's needs while taking what you want. That's all you do anymore is take take take...well this time, Spork is taking the kids and going to my parents'.
Post actions #29880
Art wins. Spork's parents lose.
Post actions #29881
Spork emptied the bank accounts on the way out of town (including the one you thought was hidden)
Post actions #29882
Good riddance. Plenty of other sporks in the utensil drawer.
Post actions #29883
Spork is taking the house too (including the utensil drawer)
Post actions #29884
Post actions #29885
Ok. I have behaved them. I was behooved.
Post actions #29886
I have no hooves. Winning and filing for alimony.
Post actions #29887
Art does too have hooves, horns, a tail and a forked tongue too...maybe scales, but that might be a fungal infection.
Post actions #29888
*appeals to Judge Judy, who rules in my favor and tells Spork to "shut up until I tell you to speak" *
Post actions #29889
Judge Judy has no jurisdiction outside the kangaroo court.
Post actions #29890
Oh you two kiss n make up already. Afterwards you can celebrate my win.
Post actions #29891
Post actions #29892
Thank you, thank you, thank you. No, really. I couldn't have done it without me. I'd like to thank myself for always being there for me, and thank you to me for believing in myself and lastly, I deserve much credit as well for never letting me give up. It is really an honor for you all to be present for this victory.
Post actions #29893
Post actions #29894
Slightly pungent, that's all I'm sayin.
Post actions #29895
6 day old summer roadkill with a hint of warm Limburger
Post actions #29896
Congratulations, Spork! Now hit the shower!
Post actions #29897
Spork farts in your general direction.
Post actions #29898
I always travel through here with the wind at my back, so... I win.
Post actions #29899
All those giants on whose shoulders we ride and still they are beneath us.
Post actions #29900
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
