Listen up! I am placing a virus into this thread. If anyone clicks the "Reply" or "Quote" buttons, the virus will immediately worm it's way through your computer. It is designed to take control of your computer and travel through your electrical system to your kitchen appliances where it will max out the setting on your toaster internally so you won't know it and when it's time for breakfast, you will be faced with the horror of burnt toast.
JH: I can't go on forever, and I really don't want to try. So who can I trust to run the Last Wins thread when I leave and take care of the Oompa Loopa's for me? Not a grown up. A grown up would want to do everything his own way, not mine. So that's why I decided a long time ago that I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child, to whom I could tell all my most precious candy making secrets.
Art: So that's why you sent out the golden tickets!
JH: That's right. So the thread is yours, Art. You can move in immediately.
Art: But what happens to the rest...?
JH: The whole family. I want you to bring them all.
