Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest bags of all
I've got big bags
I've got big bags
They're such big bags
And they're dirty big bags
And he's got big bags
And she's got big bags
(But we've got the biggest bags of them all)
And my bags are always bouncing
My bagroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great bags of fire
I've got big bags
Oh I've got big bags
And they're such big bags
Dirty big bags
And he's got big bags
And she's got big bags
(But we've got the biggest bags of them all)
Some bags are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the bags that I like best
My bags are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big bags
Should be held every night
We've got big bags
We've got big bags
We've got big bags
Dirty big bags
He's got big bags
She's got big bags
(But we've got the biggest bags of them all)
(We've got big bags)
(We've got big bags)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest bags of them all)
I spoke too soon - black socks - anyone know where my black socks are?
One of them is in your top left dresser drawer. The other one somehow disappeared during spin cycle. Gee... looks like you have to scamper over to Walmart.
