I swear I am to send my woodies after your woodies with butane torches and axes Art. Then you'll see a few more amputee woodies.
Is this one of your woodies?
edit (two days later): WOOHOO! I WIN! I WIN! it's already off the front page, so I can do my Superior Dance. Hahaaaaaaaaa in your face! I rule! I am king! The Man! Top o' the World!!
HUGH JONES & ASSOCIATE
Department Head – Wills, Trust & Probate
Address:123 Deansgate
Manchester M3 2BU
England
Hugh Jones
Tel: + 44 703 188 3991
Fax: + 44 871 900 1409
Attention: Beneficiary
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger.I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.
I wish to notify you that late Jurge Krugger made you a beneficiary in his WILL.
He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30,100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.Being a widely travelled man, he said he met you sometime in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.
Jurgen Krugger until his death was a member ofthe Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineersand a German property magnate.
He was a very dedicated christian who loved to give out alms to the poor,hungry and needy.
His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Jurgen Krugger died on the 13th day of December, 2004 at the age of 80years,and is WILL is now ready for execution after 4 years and thorough investigations.According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.
Please if I reach you as I am hopeful,endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalised.
Yours in Service,
HUGH JONES & ASSOCIATE
Barristers' Chambers
Hugh Jones.PRINCIPAL PARTNERS
Anderson Philip, Mrs. Rosanne Troy Esq.
Mr.Peterson Folson Esq
HUGH JONES & ASSOCIATE
Department Head – Wills, Trust & Probate
Address:123 Deansgate
Manchester M3 2BU
England
Hugh Jones
Tel: + 44 703 188 3991
Fax: + 44 871 900 1409
Attention: Beneficiary
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jurgen Krugger.I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.
I wish to notify you that late Jurge Krugger made you a beneficiary in his WILL.
He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30,100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
i had to push the private parts of a cow back into it's proper holding area once - after we pulled a calf out. at the same time we were doing that. all the barn cats came swarming to lick up the juices that had spilled on the barn floor. it was a beautiful sight to see so many cats in harmony - and in sync with the birth of a new cow. the newborn couldn't walk yet so it just sort of flopped around in cow piss, poop, and afterbirth for a bit until it's knees got stiff enough to hold itself up.
we were all happy - and breathing in the foul smells of afterbirth and piss. i think the barn cats probably had the runs the next day, but i can't be sure.
I think I already crossed a line. I'm not going there. :P
In the worst case, both of us get detention at the same time. If you bring a two-four I'll bring a bottle of Tequila, 2 shot glasses and some tunes. Salt and Lemon are for wuzzes and school girls... :P
