It would depend entirely upon the color of the marker used to illustrate the smurf's demise. Any marker will do if you squeeze it hard enough, whereas stabbing requires a Sharpie.
I am experiencing an almost uncontrollable urge to change melonmuskateer's name to punkinchunker.
Been there, done that, came home with the blue for human power. My buddy Rocky was the team captain when we took Spooky Bazookey to the WCPC the first time.
It's sort of like a national redneck toy convention at Punkinchunkin. Punkinchunkin.com Y2K World Championship Punkin Chunkin Results;
HUMAN POWERED
1 Acme Spookey Bazookey FL Rocky Robbins 1334.84ft
2 Gene's Machine DE Jim Duman 1318.36ft
3 Hypertension MD John Huber 1122.99ft
4 Pumpkin Slayer NC Marc Banka 1095ft
5 Fibinocci 140 MA Dana Drew 850.96ft
6 Don Quixote DE Bob Wolhar 261.21ft
7 Pumpkin Putter MA Eric Ludlam 144.24ft
8 ZOE DE Bob Lekites 33.3ft
9 Pirates of Punkin Chunkin DE Trevor Gouert 29.48ft
10 Feats Don't Fail Me Now MD Jim Hyde 5ft
Onager NC Bob Carbo PIE